Constants of the Religious Continuum

There are three inescapable, immutable constants to the Religious Continuum. No one knows precisely where they originated, but their existence, and unchanging nature, is both irrefutable and unassailable.

The first Constant of the Religious Continuum is that the Jewish people do not recognize Jesus of Nazareth as their prophesied Messiah.

The second Constant is that Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the infallible source of God’s wisdom on earth.

The third is that Mennonites do not recognize each other when purchasing alcoholic beverages at Hooter’s.

You are hereby enlightened. And you’re welcome.