Computer Haikus You’ll Never See On A Mac

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Sometimes, I’ll admit, Mac users can be a little smug. Please be patient; it’s just that – deep down – we know our computers are superior.