Graveyard Shift

The etymology of “graveyard shift” turned out to be less entertaining than I’d hoped. I’d heard the apocryphal tales about people sitting in graveyards overnight, listening for bells rung by frantic people who’d been buried prematurely. And that, according to generational folklore, was the genesis of sayings like, “saved by the bell” and “graveyard shift.”

As it turns out ... Nope. Entertaining tales, but not based in fact.

That’s a shame, really. I was all set to blog a merry metaphor about wandering the cemeteries of greater blogdom, looking and listening for signs of life.

That’s a convoluted way of simply noting that blogs come and go. There are always newcomers joining the ‘blogosphere,’ while others have said their piece, made their peace, and moved on. Sometimes, their blog disappears entirely, usually coinciding with the expiration of their domain renewal. Their common epitaph is “404: Page Not Found.”

Others remain online indefinitely, untended for months and even years. It’s like one of those “frozen in time” moments in a movie — an online record of their last blog-worthy thoughts and then ...

The reasons behind these missing and dormant blogs are as varied as the bloggers who created them. There’s no “one size fits all” explanation, except to note: “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens (Eccl. 3:1).”

For example: Len Hjalmarson, a thoughtful and prolific blogger, recently removed all content from his Next Reformation website, with the exception of a single farewell post. Later that week, his website domain expired and even that final post vanished. Len was instrumental to my initial foray into blogging; his departure hits a little harder. An end to an era.

Ditto for the departure of Brother Maynard, college friend, insightful blogger, and inspirational sounding board as I created the earliest drafts of what would become Post-Charismatic.

Someday, I would love to gather with my blogging kin around a campfire — a real one, with roasted meat and hearty ale — and share our present-day stories. I’m sure there’s a lot we could learn from each other.

I’d even be willing to spend a night on the graveyard shift. You never know.

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